[Brian Allgar]

Originally Posted by Jayne Osborn

I made a loaf of bread which went wrong so I took it down to the river and fed it to the swans and ducks.

Err ... are they still swimming, or did they all sink?

[Jayne Osborn]

Cheeky!

Actually, I just forgot to put a bit of salt in the bread, so it tasted really bland, but was probably better for the ducks without it.

They're still afloat, I'm happy to say, and I'm sure they appreciated home-made bread more than the usual ''Mother's Pride Sliced'' junk in a plastic bag!