[Brian Allgar]

If Boris the Buffooon becomes PM, the rest of the EU will be so busy laughing that they won't have time to think about a new deal - which, in any case, they've said is out of the question.

[Chris O'Carroll]

A laughable buffoon at the helm of a major world power? One shudders to think.

[Ann Drysdale]

One could perhaps twist them both together, light the touch-paper and retire to a safe distance...