[Mark McDonnell]

If you steal and then check in that's why
you may have to shower and die
You've made mother jealous
although she will tell us
she's harmless, and won't hurt a fly.

Kong!

[Ann Drysdale]

Psycho!xxx

[Jayne Osborn]

A nanny who’s awfully jolly
(but what you might call “off her trolley”)
indulges in pranks
which amuse Mr Banks.
She flies off - as she came - with her brolly.

[Roger Slater]

A teenager took as his bride
A girl, but he then had to hide
The marriage because
He had rotten in-laws,
And then, to be brief, they both died.

[Roger Slater]

A man on a bridge, so forlorn,
Convinced that nobody would mourn
If he jumped, was then shown
What he ought to have known:
Things were better because he'd been born.

[Mark McDonnell]

Mary Poppins
Romeo and Juliet
It's a Wonderful Life

[Mark McDonnell]

For Billy, life's really quite grim
and made worse by a teacher of gym
Then he finds a wild hawk
and delivers a talk
but the odds it'll end well are slim.

[Ann Drysdale]

Kes?xxxxxxx