[Gus]

Oh woe is me,
Alas alack,
My Irish roots are under attack,

Funny versing,
Jerry winking,
These have really got me thinking,

Do I submit,
To this flirting,
Or will my heart just end up hurting?

Texas sunshine,
Brains are baking,
Is this a mistake he's making?

Irish weather,
Damp and dripping,
Fertile ground for aimless quipping,

Hell and Heaven,
Vice versa,
Don't think this could be much worsa!

Gus (actually, and sadly, much better quality than I post in the serious section!!!!!)