I went to Australia once.
The flora made me feel a dunce.
It wasn't just that all the trees
were weird, but the Antipodes
have all that water when it rains
that rushes backward down the drains
until you can't tell left from right
or how and where you spent the night.
Worst of all, Strines get migraines
flowing backward in their brains.
Caveat: the cute koala
isn't cuddly in Whyalla;
furthermore, no extradition
treaty covers crucifixion.
And do not smuggle Veggi-mite
from Sydney to the Isle of Wight.
Though they say it keeps like candy,
Strines like stuff that makes them randy.
[This message has been edited by Terese Coe (edited June 06, 2004).]
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