Thought about it some more. Here it is again, with a new title and a -- hopefully others think so too -- more pleasing ending:

Homeward Bound

Bullfight capes from Madrid,
Egyptian busts of stone,
a plastic Indian squid,
two flasks of Scots cologne,
French letters, Belgian beer,
chipped Russian iconettes,
a fresh-hewn stone-age spear,
dried Polish cigarettes,
fine carvings, Chinese ferns,
small clogs from Amsterdam,
Czech candles, Grecian urns,
a model German tram...
Computing what I spent
on all these foreign beauties,
I fail to circumvent
their heavy import duties.