[Jim Hayes]

Well, I don't know the answer either John, but I'll have a go;

Proverbial

A flash Harry buttons no flies.
No Dubya Bush has words for the wise.

No bard in the bush has rhyme or reason.
Blind man with piss-pot has shoes he pees on.

A Man with closed mouth gathers no feet.
A miss in the bed is worth two in the street.

Hole in pocket means hand will fidget.
No elevator smells good to midget.

A timely miss is a bird in time.
When beer makes you fart, pot is sublime.

All friends in need are pains in arses.
No girl makes passes at man with small assets.

Falling skies kill no bankers.
Derivative markets are driven by wankers.

The poor pay tax and then get laid off.
The rich are skinned by Bernie Madoff