[Nigel Mace]

John

Though minuscule alone's a Carolingian script -
you'll find my pedantry vulgar that notices it.

With all this sin about, I thought confession after correction was appropriate.

Nigel

[John Whitworth]

Alas, I won't go to Heaven either. But with all those posh people there I wouldn't feel comfortable. Hell's obviously a low pub with Sky Sports and Pork Scratchings. As they say, I can relate to that. Oh, and you can smoke there. Of course you can.

[Brian Allgar]

John, not only can you smoke there, you have to. Everyone is smoking in hell, without even lighting a cigarette.

[John Whitworth]

Am I allowed Cuban cigars? Rolled on the thighs of beautiful Cuban women I am told.

[Roger Slater]

Be careful not to by the cheaper kind that are rolled on the thighs of Cuban women who are merely somewhat attractive.

[John Whitworth]

Nor the exploding kind courtesy of the US Government. All Cuban women are beautiful and highly educated or so I am told.

[Brian Allgar]

And beware of the very rough cigars that were rolled on the thighs of Cubist women.