[Martin Rocek]

Titus Livy
used this privy.

And H.D.
this W.C.

______

Hemorrhoids made Marianne Moore
(very very very sore).

"Like sitting on an edgehog"
(when she went to use the bog).



[This message has been edited by Martin Rocek (edited December 09, 2007).]

[Roger Slater]

Above The Bard's Toilet: Things Rank and Gross In Nature

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a doo doo!

[Maryann Corbett]

Totally Gratuitous Textual Criticism Interruption:

Roger, I think in this case you want to use the variant "too, too sullied flesh."

(running away quickly now)

[Cally Conan-Davies]

Here's the place to rehearse
scatological verse.

[Cally Conan-Davies]

Here J. Swift with great precision
dumped his excremental vision.

[Cally Conan-Davies]

Here Lao Tzu
did the Tao of Pooh.


(Marion - please, what have you started?? Talk about addictive! You lot are so funny, you have me in tears!!)

[Mark Allinson]

If late at night
and you must go,
under the bed
is E.A.Poe.

[Marion Shore]

Emile Zola
used this bola.

[Marion Shore]

Here P.G. Wodehouse while creating the character of Mrs. Medley,
emitted a Silent-But-Deadly.

Here Pushkin
sat his tushkin.

Here John Steinbeck while writing Tortilla Flat
shat.

Here Akira Kurosawa lately of Osaka
went kaka.

[Eric Hendrixson]

Dorothy Parker Room take 2

Amenities abound: there's gas, there's rope,
Free razors, guns, and pills, so choose your fate.
Room service will bring anything but hope.
From this room, you are free to check out late.