[Jayne Osborn]

My husband had a similar thought, Martin, but suggested that I donate a shedload of my handbags to our Northants Police! (He did his 'Arnie' impersonation with "Radley 9 millimeter - that will sort them out.")

Thanks for liking the poem.
In our house I'm fairly certain the first two lines of it have been said by Him and Me on numerous occasions