[John Whitworth]

Bazza won a bundle for his bishop's tweets to the Royals. Very droll. And Bill Greenwell won a tenner.

This weeks Competition (Number 4165) wants a poem in praise of asceticism. So all you Simeon Styliteses, get composing. Please note you have only FOURTEEN lines. The final date is February 17th. I've forgotten the staggers' email but I'll put it up later if someone doesn't beat me to it.