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02-04-2015, 05:53 PM
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I never knew Nigel at all
But I saw him once at Whitehall
He was so proper and prim
Always the heavy and grim
Learning to speak with a drawl.
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02-05-2015, 03:47 AM
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From every side they come!
Our Nigel is such a good egg,
Unlike Millibum, Cam’ron and Clegg,
He’s a marvellous bloke
For all elderly folk,
Not a nerd or a turd or a dreg.
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02-05-2015, 05:22 AM
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Location: Paris, France
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You may think him extremist and sottish
With views that are racist and rottish,
But he’ll welcome your vote
To keep UKIP afloat -
Unless you are foreign (or Scottish).
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02-05-2015, 05:37 AM
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Ah. A limerick that actually scans. A pleasant change.
Have at you!
Nigel wins again
The Paddies, the Taffs and the Scotch
Make a quite indescribable botch.
The English are best.
We beat all the rest,
And Nigel’s the fellow to watch!
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02-05-2015, 07:47 AM
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Location: Devon England
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Few will vote for the Ukipper's chef
Apart from the mad, blind and deaf
(Metaphorical use
Not vulgar abuse)
Which will hasten the fall of N.F.
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02-05-2015, 08:06 AM
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What's N F Jerome and where is it rising?
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02-05-2015, 08:33 AM
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When assessing Farage, you can watch
Him in chalk-stripe from collar to crotch,
But on listening, you’ll feel
He’s so down at the heel,
You’re best suited from some other swatch.
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02-05-2015, 09:27 AM
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N.F. = Nigel Farage, John.
Nice one, the other Nigel, with 'swatch'.
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02-05-2015, 10:37 AM
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Thank you, Jerome. I hadn't thought of that.
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02-05-2015, 11:09 AM
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Location: London, England
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I initially read it as National Front. I wasn't far off.
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