[Lance Levens]

John, I had a room mate in college who used le Bateau Ivre as a sort of perverse Baedeker's guide Maybe--unbeknownst to me--some of his shenanigans du jour sank in.

[Gail White]

As my favorite bumper sticker says, The mome rath doesn't live that can outgrabe me.

[FOsen]

'Twas Brillig when two stiggish chorpals
Squanionned the beamish boy to chack
If he’d a license for his vorpals
Or pirmn to snicker-snack.

He’d been adserned de-slithing toves,
by PETA-pods upon the paths,
galumphing throon the borogoves
And grabing Un-momed raths.

He’s quawndered now, ‘neath key and lock
And sarpifies inside the pen;
For slaynjing the ‘dangered jabberwock,
A jirgle's glypped him five to ten.

Frank