[Skip Dewahl]

My bad, Don. Yep, could be a do-it-all woman with a house full of kids, a dog, a cat, bills to pay, a job to attend, perhaps even worse, a divorcee who came into an ill-fated marriage as an orphan and is now left to fend for herself without kith or kin for support. Now I'm feeling like a sh-t-heel. Happy with what you've undone, Don!

[Don Jones]

My pleasure. Cheers.

[Ann Drysdale]

I suddenly realised that what I wrote might be thought offensive and wasn't particularly funny...

...so: Plink!

[Andrew Frisardi]

The "Top Secret Distinguished Guest" at the Latest Membership Request spot at the bottom of the main page seems promising. Or maybe I didn't notice that yesterday.

[Catherine Chandler]

You're right, Andrew. I heard from Alex. He had MAJOR technical difficulties with his Internet provider.

[Ann Drysdale]

You mean the Beelzebots have got him? What must we do to be saved?

[Tim Murphy]

Ann, he has defeated the Beelzebots. He always does.

[Ann Drysdale]

But - what about their mothers...?

[Shaun J. Russell]

Originally Posted by Ann Drysdale

But - what about their mothers...?

Ann, based on your comment above, I am ever hopeful that you submitted a translation of Beowulf (in its entirety, of course).

[Ann Drysdale]

Of course I did. That's probably what's crashed Alex's system.