[Jan D. Hodge]

He smirked as he undid her bra,
but it led to his being a pa-
rody. Him a great lover? Ha, ha!

[Jan D. Hodge]

The One Obstacle to His Only True Love

The thought of her made him go limp;
He must, oh, he must, win the imp-
lied approval of Peter, her pimp.

[Joan/hennie]

Into the arena , with scowling demeanor
She flounced- and began to berate
the Bare-blower’s kisses
his friend and his misses
that shoveled it up on a plate.

Nicktom is as bad; forget he’s a lad
With a bollic-king coming his way
Send him straight to the river
make him stand and deliver
And bring in a new measure of play

And the tailor who stitches-- makes pant-
aloon britches come down at a drop of a hat
Looks over her shoulder much braver and bolder
That him in the hat did his shat----erring stuff ..

yip yip! Doing that crash dance..

No Mercy

[Carol Taylor]

Little Boy Blue,
come blow your horn!
The bear's in the meadow,
j/h in the corn,
and a couple of sheep
have descended to porn.

So where is the chicken
who wanted to cheep?
He's in the gazebo
fast asleep.

CT

[Joan/hennie]

Yup yup yup


Corn powder was falling and I was there
as baby boy blue up his horn
His back now in traction
you can guess my reaction
lets just say I weathered his thorn

I loveee cheep rimeies

[ChrisW]

Originally posted by Carol Taylor:

and a couple of sheep
have descended to porn

CT

Descended? Dear Carol,
Say that at your peril
A world without porn would be sterile!

Ruth amid alien corn
Was I without porn
But now my libido's reborn.

(Or should I have said resurrected?)
And had you reflected
And clearly inspected

This (set in a his n'
hers maxi-security prison)
You would have said "risen."

[joyeleonora]

Originally posted by Carol Taylor:

and a couple of sheep
have descended to porn.

Porn and sheep you must be joking
a sheep shagging movie I never did see
Though I must say it was very thought provoking
and have invited the sheep to come over for tea

Gabriëlle Joy Eleonora

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butterflies and melting chocolate,
fiery storm-winds, moody madness and silly fairy-tales....
a time to love, a time to dance and a time to write

[nyctom]

ooooh
ewe

[This message has been edited by nyctom (edited January 18, 2002).]

[Nigel Holt]

<u>Camel Fever</u>

Riding any kind of mammal
with humps or lumps or bumps,
not only leads to trouble
and scars on people's rumps

- this kind of lewd behaviour
is not merely frowned on,
in deepest, darkest Arabia
your head will roll and bound on,

past the watching Faithful,
past the mesjeed door,
past the waiting goalie
- noone cheers you as you score.

[ginger]

You people really are quite sick
to talk of sheep and camel !
What's next from you fair formalists
Gorillas in the Sultry Mist?