[Susan d.S.]

True, Dorsey is impossible. Pity. I bet THAT's why he changed his name, to make it a double dactyl.

[Mary Moore]

Rodger, I think your "Ab'" is "fab"!
Mary

[Susan d.S.]

Ringeldy- Pingeldy
Engelbert Humperdinck,
Nee Dorsey, sang sweetly,
Humped angels for fun.

He changed his name un-
Paranomasial,
My guess is he thinks it
Fits what he's done.

[John Whitworth]

What is 'fit'? A subjunctive? I wouldn't bother Lucy with subjunctives, Susan. Only we poets know about them. 'Fits'?

Oh, and Roger, doesn,t it have to be 'Walked down the aisle of old' or somethjing. Unless you say 'aisle' is disyllabic, which it surely ain't.

[Susan d.S.]

Thanks, John. Fits it is.

Did you hear the rumors that Pippa Middleton's derriere was assisted?

Hipperdy pipperdy
Sis Pippa Middleton
Displayed glutes rounded,
(Kate looked ill-supplied)

Now shows us buttocks less
Steatopygious
Than lifting, padded white
Undies implied.

[Roger Slater]

Originally Posted by John Whitworth

Oh, and Roger, doesn,t it have to be 'Walked down the aisle of old' or somethjing. Unless you say 'aisle' is disyllabic, which it surely ain't.

Thanks, John. As I mentioned in my post, aisle can be disyllabic in parts of America (like where I come from), but I will adopt your suggestion, or something like it, now that I know it ain't like that in your neck of the woods.

[George Simmers]

Jingly jangly
Harrison Birtwistle
Never writes tunes like the
Trash in the charts.

Rather his work is a
Musicological
Joy, a rich medley of
Screaming and farts.

[John Whitworth]

Roger, do you say 'eye-zel' or 'eye-ell' or something else? I find this sort of thing interesting, even very interesting.

[Roger Slater]

The second of the two.

[Susan d.S.]

How does one say it as one syllable? Doesn't seem possible.