[Brian Allgar]

Jerome, that's a very enjoyable little film ... but I'd better not hog the entire guessing game.

[Ann Drysdale]

Of course Brian was right about Marienbad - inasmuch as anyone can ever be...

[Shaun J. Russell]

Three steel men, close friends since they met:
Each sought to become a cadet;
It seemed like good fun
To carry a gun
Until they played Russian Roulette.

[basil ransome-davies]

O Marion what have you done?
You've embezzled and gone on the run,
Where your nemesis waits
Thanks to young Master Bates,
Who is such an affectionate son.

[Brian Allgar]

The author, one Alain Robbe-Grillet,
Said “What’s it about? Ca fait chier!
I’ve thought since a lad
About Marienbad,
But what it all means still beats me, eh?”

[Pedro Poitevin]

That Obscure Object of Desire

While extremists ignite sturm und drang
and Mathieu tells his tale to a gang,
two actresses flirt
with a spoiler alert,
and then everything ends with a bang.

[Brian Allgar]

Her body was found on the floor; a
Detective becomes her adorer.
When the door is unlocked
And she enters, he’s shocked,
For she’s dead, so how can it be Laura?

[Pedro Poitevin]

Chapeau, Brian!

[Marion Shore]

Nigel, that's a scweam.
(The King's Speech)

Pedro, since you scooped me on The Seventh Seal, you force me to do this:

In a style that's exclusively Jack's
He comes to the door with an axe,
Then sticks his head in
And says with a grin:
"Here's Johnny!" How Jack overacts!

[Chris O'Carroll]

Life at Tara is all glitz and glam.
Humble slaves say yassuh and yes ma’am
Then secessionist masters
Make war, and disasters
Befall the South. Who gives a damn?