[Zita Zenda]

Glorious-roarious
Jerry Glenn Hartgiggle
taking the time out to
make me feel high

naming my namesake would
not be unpleasant for
anyone other than
myself and I

xo

zz

p.s. Nothing keeps me awake better than double dactyls

Tactfully-dactylly,
Sharon's a-glarin' as
Jerry and I play at
metrical war.

Just some light sparring, not
meant to be jarring, to
kill time at work 'cause my
job is a bore.

[Sharon Passmore]

Rosiekins, Giggleman,
Pseudo somnombulant,
I hope you don't think you're
under a gun.

While it is true that the
bickering bothered me,
I simply wanted to
join in the fun

ing.

[Jerry Glenn Hartwig]

Fiddle-eye diddle-eye
think I'm in trouble now
Damned double dactylls
won't cease coming out.

People at work think that
I've gone delirious
gibberish worse than I
normally spout.

[Sharon Passmore]

Waltzingverse, Metric curse.
Jerry, I hear ya, man,
truly commiserate.
I feel your pain.

Coincidentally,
happening here as well.
Last night the dactyls were
flooding my brain.

[Zita Zenda]

Luckily stuckily
I’m not the only one
taking this gibberish
further than ought

tuck in my girlies with
dactyl-spun tales for their
antepenultimate
somnolent thought


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zz

[Jerry Glenn Hartwig]

Fly-a-kite blatherskyte
Benjamin Franklin would
screw the old ladies; put
bags on their heads!

What kind of tricks could in-
ventors discover with
kites, plus a key and some
pieces of thread?

For those who don't get the reference, good old Ben, possibly the true father of our country, wrote an essay on how to choose a mistress. He suggested old ladies - they won't conceive, they're grateful, their bodies aren't that bad, and if you don't like their face put a basket over their head. Honest. Well - something like that, anyway.
http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/franklin/franklin.html



[This message has been edited by Jerry Glenn Hartwig (edited January 10, 2003).]

Frankily-spankily,
naughty old Benjamin's
clearly just funnin', un-
fortunately;

Otherwise I must ad-
mit that His Wittiness,
with such a kink, would be
perfect for me!

[Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Hazily, crazily,
Witchfinder General
Ashroft’s afraid to see
calico cats.

Seventeenth century
witchpricking Puritan
ailurophobia?
Now it’s just bats.

[Jerry Glenn Hartwig]

Amorous-Damorous
Benjamin Franklin's his-
torically known for his
numerous affairs

Commoner, royalty
maiden librarians
single or married or
even in pairs.