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Unread 09-09-2015, 02:33 PM
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Didn't I read something about that Alaskan lady, or is that old news?
John,

You must mean Sarah Palin. She's merely a wannabee running mate for Trump, I think.

For a great satire of Ms. Palin, watch the Finnish movie "Iron Sky"
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Suicide bomber 'hoist with own petard', say reports.
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Perhaps he was a suicide bomber by accident, as sometimes happened in Ireland.

Douglas, that's the one. Smething I read in the Daily Telegraph. She's too nice for Trump, but then isn't anybody?
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Suicide bomber 'hoist with own petard', say reports.
The New York Post once ran a headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"
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Unread 09-10-2015, 08:18 PM
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Default Ailin Palin

Sarah

Poor pretty Palin
Fecklessly failiní
Stuck to McCain
Like chronic pain.
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Trumpets

Fiorina

He called her a frump
She took the lump
And soon will Trump.

The Donald

Out on the stump
An arse and rump
Speaks Disneyís Trump.

Foreign Policy

Dumber than ice is
Doníll face ISIS
Deliver new crisis.

The Wall

Donís erection
After election
May on inspection
Expose infection.
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The news of the day is a bit of shocker:
We're minus a mod and we're left with a rocker.

(No offence, Jayne, I was just thinking about your motorbike and couldn't resist the rhyme...)


Last edited by Ann Drysdale; 09-12-2015 at 02:58 AM. Reason: Added a smilie, for Jayne - and had to "go advanced" to do it.
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Unread 09-12-2015, 08:14 AM
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Default Jeremy wins!

Now clones of Blair, the creepy Tony,
Have come a cropper, much like Boney,
Tomorrow is another day.
Well done, old grey horse, Corbyn J.!
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Unread 09-12-2015, 08:51 AM
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All his opponents Jez Corbyn has thrashed
With a message of hope; thank God all hopes are dashed.
Now, comrades, old Corybyn is going to train us
To froth at the mouth and talk out of the anus.
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Unread 09-12-2015, 12:28 PM
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Let's hope the man who doesn't shave
Will put the wind up bare-faced Dave
And though his wardrobe looks like Steptoe's
Will bring to book the banker-kleptos.
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