[FOsen]

And the madness continues . . . .

Fearing Hera might find out and clonk her,
Zeus wooed Leda by stooping to conquer,
While disguised as a bird
And the girl, undeterred,
Simply said, Well I swan, what a honker!

Frank




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[Frank Hubeny]

Lovely Hera was bitchy because
She's addicted to sorrow. Zeus was
Well aware of her hate
When he'd stay out too late
Having fun, but that's what a God does.

[Marion Shore]

Poor Hera was growing quite miffed:
In her marriage, she felt she'd got stiffed:
Let the fool go to Hades
if he thinks that the ladies
all think that this god is god's gift!

[Roger Slater]

Hera Sees

I always heard that Zeus would be
orgasmic to be "with,"
but when I got him in my bed
I learned it was a myth.

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[Marion Shore]

Hera to her Therapist

Nothing new. The old fool keeps on zoomin'
all over, from woman to woman.
I would rather be wed
to a satyr, she said,
or a centaur, or even a human!

[FOsen]

Augeas, a miserly git,
Had some stables, once foul as a pit,
Cleaned with Herakles' aid,
Whose good work he repaid
by dismissing the Labor as 'shit.'

Frank



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[Frank Hubeny]

Cunning Hera made Herakles mad
Till he killed all he loved. She was glad
When she saw them all dead.
"I'm a good girl," she said,
But that Herakles? "He's very bad."

[Marion Shore]

Hera Again

Said she with a sparkle of malice
"So he thinks that Olympian phallus
makes him seem quite the stud,
but he'd just be a dud
were it not for the help of Cialis."

[FOsen]

Well, we're Boomers, and drugs are our chalice
But it's gotten commercial and callous;
You'll know it's the end
And we're right round the bend,
When Grace Slick warbles out, Go Cialis.

Frank

[Frank Hubeny]

Gracie Slick is my Goddess of choice.
Though she's old, she still had a great voice,
And that rabbit all white,
A nightmarish delight,
Makes my heart, linked to iPod, rejoice.