[Rose Kelleher]

Selene, they say, was a luny;
Endymion made her so swoony
she kept him asleep
so he'd lay off the sheep,
but the profit it got her was puny.

You've gotta feel sorry for Leda,
who got what she wasn't in need o'.
After wrestling all night
with some dude dressed in white,
she was sued in the morning by PETA.

Some nymphs who were smitten with Hylas
said "Pleasure us now, or you'll rile us!"
He couldn't complete
the Herculean feat
so they might just as well have been guyless.


A filthy version of the above popped into my head, unbidden. To read it, select the hidden text below.


i chickened out
nevermind
you wouldn't
appreciate it
prudes



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[FOsen]

If you have an erection lasting over three thousand years . . .

Did old Perseus, who once slew the Gorgon,
Have regrets when recounting that chore again
And say with a groan,
"She turned men to stone -
How I wish I had flashed her my organ."




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[Roger Slater]

There once was a man named Narcissus
who said "What a perfect face this is
that I have just found
in the water," then drowned
from too many open-mouthed kisses.

[Frank Hubeny]

Lovely Hylas looked hot swimming there
In the spring with wet skin bold and bare.
Naughty nymphs came to play,
Naked, too, and today
They are gone and nobody knows where.

[Frank Hubeny]

Narcissus scorned everyone's love,
And the Gods thought, "He's just thinking of
His fine flesh with delight,
Having fun day and night."
Well, he died, shoved by envy above.