[John Whitworth]

There's quite a nice comp in The New Statesman this week. You submit the titles of books amended to make them sound more intellectual 'The Mind in the Willows' is the example given.

Where to and when? I didn't get time to find out. I'll look again, or one of you lefties out there who gets the NS can post that.

[Roger Slater]

1. Catch-π


2. Horton Auscultates a Who

[FOsen]

Id, the Jury.

[Jan D. Hodge]

Think the Bismarck

The Iliac

The Great Brain Robbery

Frosty the Gnomon

The Idiom

[Orwn Acra]

-1+√(9)=8/4

[Roger Slater]

Of Mice and Mensa

[Roger Slater]

Post-Doctorate Zhivago

[Ian Hoffman]

The World is Round

Their Eyes Were Watching The Atmosphere

[Michael Cantor]

Huckleberry Fin

Peter and the Woolfs

I, the Jorie

Of Mice and Zen

Donne With the Wind

Lady Chatterly's Tenure

[George Simmers]

I thought of
Charles Dickens's 'Great Excogitations'
Patrick O'Brien's 'The Reverse of the Medulla'
Marina Lewycka's 'A Short History of Tractatuses in Ukrainian'
Dee Brown's 'Bury My Heart at Wounded Nietzsche'

and, of course, Arnold Bennett's wonderful comic novel, which the French call simply, 'Descartes'.