[Jayne Osborn]

Hey, you're all jumping the gun here.

You winners are understandably thrilled, but please give me a chance to post the results on a new thread, as I have been doing for several years now!!!
I've been out all day, and it's now midnight, and I'm out for much of tomorrow -- but it will be done before tomorrow night!

Jayne

[Ann Drysdale]

Oh, shit. I'm sorry. If you want to delete my earlier post, please do. And I apologise to Jerome, whom I led into transgression.

This sort of puts the guilt on the gingerbread. I'll get me coat.

[John Whitworth]

Relax, Jane. I let anyone put up the stuff. Thousands at my bidding speed.

[Jayne Osborn]

Relax??? When my friend spells me name wrong??? Don'tcha know what a sin that is?

I'll forgive Ann, but you're for the high jump, John. The wrath of JaYne be open you!!

Edited in: Oops - did I really write that? I meant 'upon you', John, so watch out

[Matt Q]

Shouldn't that be: the wrath of JaYne will open you? Possibly with a sharp sword!

[basil ransome-davies]

Originally Posted by Jerome Betts

Snap! Very pleased to see your inimitable entry made it, Ann, and that we two Sphericals survived 'a huge response' and competition from vicars and Bevis Hillier to comprise 50% of the winners . Intrigued as to how G.M. Davis (our Bazza?) managed to work N .Korea into his Hon Mensh entry.

I made it up. Truest poetry most feigning, as ever.

[John Whitworth]

Jayne, I am truly sorry. I should have thought Mansfield.

[Jayne Osborn]

You're forgiven, John. (I have to spell both my names all the time to people, which is a drag. It must be nice to be called something that can't be mis-spelled!)

If Jayne Mansfield helps you to remember my name that's a nice association.
Well, we do have blonde hair in common....!