No. 2619: Mangled maxim
You are invited to submit a short fable (150 words maximum) which culminates in a mangled aphorism (eg the Bill Deedes classic, ‘You can’t make an omelette without frying eggs.’) Entries to Competition 2619 by midday on 21 October or email
lucy@spectator.co.uk. Email is preferable in view of the current disruption to postal services.
Well now, this one might be made for the US of A because surely the Daddy of this sort of thing is the immortal James Thurber. I suspect prose is what they want, though I half thought of doing a Patience Strong number.
I like the idea of mangled aphorisms. It's a long, long road which has no petrol station (gas station to you). Too many cooks on TV these days. Early to bed and up with the cock (not mine, a French mistranslation).
Yes, Bill Greenwell and I got some money. I was nice to Wendy Cope and Bill was rather unfair to Philip Larkin, I thought. According to my old publisher Harry Chambers, Larkin was excellent company once you could actually pin him down. The gin flowed like... well, like gin.