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02-04-2004, 10:22 AM
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
just how many I'd had, I made the bathroom floor all beery.
The sea is calm tonight.
Let's go clamming.
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02-04-2004, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 7,489
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Life was Too Much Wife
Here dead we lie because we did not choose
to countenance betrayal by Ted Hughes.
My Grades Suck
The weeping Pleiads wester,
bewailing last semester.
The 50s, continued
Stars, I have seen them fall;
So much for Nembutal.
Not Quite the Same Problem
I to my perils;
Martha to Merrill's.
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02-04-2004, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ga., USA
Posts: 1,436
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Here once the embattled farmers stood.
The sheep observed, "They're poppin' wood."
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02-04-2004, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Plum Island, MA; Santa Fe, NM
Posts: 11,175
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To a New England Folk Hero
There was a young man from Nantucket,
who would tease about sex, and then duck it.
This One is Lovely, Dark and Deep
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
Swedish girls are dynamite!
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02-04-2004, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Middletown, DE
Posts: 3,062
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American Therapy
When in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes,
Relax. Go home. Get naked. Have some pies.
Shelley Cautions Keats
Life, like a dome of many colored glass,
When sat upon will lacerate your ass.
On Lyrical Effusion
Piping down the valleys wild
Incontinence my pants defiled.
[This message has been edited by Chris Childers (edited February 06, 2004).]
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02-05-2004, 08:46 AM
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Location: New York
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Last edited by Roger Slater; 12-05-2013 at 11:54 AM.
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02-05-2004, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Belmont, Massachusetts USA
Posts: 2,976
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Blanket Hog
"Why so pale and wan, fond lover?"
"I'm freezing cold! Quit hogging the cover!"
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02-05-2004, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 6,766
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Stop me! Help me! I'm addicted!
Frost’s Fear
I found a dimpled spider, fat and white:
Did God design this creature out of spite?
An Unearned Ode
Thou still unravished bride of quietness,
Unrivalled tattooed urn, will you undress?
Cool Snowman
One must have a mind of winter
and a heart of spring to win her.
Grave Directions
Go to the western gate, Luke Havergal,
turn right, then left, and you will have your gal.
It’s the Contrast, Stupid!
A thing of beauty is a joy forever,
But mortal ugliness must be its father.
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02-05-2004, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New York City
Posts: 765
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To a Friend
I ask but one thing of you, only one,
don’t say you love me, or we’ll be undone.
I Wandered Lonely
I wandered lonely as a cloud,
but I could not have been as proud.
I just can't seem to be humorous...
[This message has been edited by zbaby (edited February 05, 2004).]
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02-05-2004, 04:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maryland, USA
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I sent my mother a link to this thread because I think it's hysterical. She replied with these. 
I must go down to the sea again;
I've left my clogs and the tide's due in.
When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes
Cool Martha says those charges all are lies.
Mary Alciere
[This message has been edited by Rose Kelleher (edited February 06, 2004).]
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