Dear Eratosphereans,

Here comes The Translation Bake-Off!

I'm excited to let you know that I'm bringing you an exciting Host & Distinguished Guest (DG) for this year's event! But, more on that later.

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send email one translation to . Include the original and a prose crib. If the original text is in an unfamiliar script, it would be very helpful to include a transliteration...