“Mismatched Mates” with a lot in common!
Sad and beautiful, Janice!
They should have taken your advice and Dorothy Parker’s in Resumé!
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
And thanks Edmund for the heads-up!
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