[Ed Shacklee]

Here's a game we've been playing on Facebook:

Saying "I write poetry" to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . .

[Michael Juster]

"I collect Star Wars action figures, but only the lesser-known figures of The Rebellion."

[Skip Dewahl]

"I want you to check your watch now, and say, 'Geez, I forgot something at home!' ."

[Michael F]

… I’m Ferdinand the bull.

Forsooth: that’s what I abashedly tell people on the rare occasions I confess. (But secretly, I’m proud...)

[Wintaka]

"Saying 'I write poetry' to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . ."

"Goodbye."

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[James Brancheau]

I like to walk barefoot on the beach at sunset and I flunked gym.

[Charlie Southerland]

I'm an Elvis impersonator.

[Bill Carpenter]

I'm as pompous as Garrison Keillor, but not as funny.

[RCL]

"I pick my toes in Poughkeepsie!"

[W.F. Lantry]

"I'm a medieval historian..."