[Graham King]

1) A Rolling Stone gathers many wrinkles.
2) Look before you leap into ill-advised action, lest a press photographer lurk.
3) Try to alter marriage law in haste, split your Party and repent at leisure in Opposition.
4) Revenge is a dish best served cold, but often warmed through for the gossip mags.
5) A cat may look at a queen; but on YouTube, cats get more looks than queens.
6) A penny saved is inadequate provision for your care in old age but will nevertheless be means-tested.
7) There’s many a slip ‘twixt cop and lock-up.
8) Sandbag your doorsteps how you may, the floodwater’ll still get in some way.
9) Two things are ever being overhauled, yet never seen as satisfactory: the NHS and Education.
10) Higgs particle is as Higgs particle does.