Perhaps not as sordid as you were hoping for, Jeanne...but this year I resolve to learn to play the tenor ukulele well enough to become a member of the world's second oldest profession (busking).
[Edited to add: Duncan, the hardest I've laughed all year is the part of your link that said "My literary resolution this year is to buy no new books until I’ve read all the books I already have." GOOD ONE!]
Last edited by Julie Steiner; 01-04-2015 at 03:37 PM.
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