[Dan Halberstein]

Northwestern Quarterback Mike Kafka

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to fittingly caption the above photo. Dibs on "The Trial"...

Someone must have traduced Mike K., for without doing anything wrong he was pursued from the blind side one Sunday afternoon. His left tackle, who always pancaked the defensive end, failed to appear on this occasion. That had never happened before. K. waited for a split-second longer, watching the blitzing linebacker opposite, who seemed to be peering at him with a voracity unusual even for him, but then, feeling both put out and angry, rolled right and passed. The linebacker rang his bell.

[Ann Drysdale]

Uh?

What is he doing, the hardhatted man?
It’s something decidedly funny.
In response to some barely discernible plan
He is waving one arm as he stands one leg
And he’s languidly lobbing a big brown egg
In the style of the Easter Bunny

[Terese Coe]

A Lunger Artist