[Allen Tice]

Originally Posted by Skip Dewahl

Porfirio Rubirosa, could conceivably bring up associations such as perfidious and rubella: Perfidious Rubella, if you will.

Besides "cellar door", selador (but for -d-) sounds like French c'est la taure, "it's the heifer".

I think that you are just envious of P.R.'s .... reputation. Still, that's OK.