[John Whitworth]

I am, Jerome, extremely glad to hear it. Perhaps Americans will give up rounders and take to the real game. Women play too. You can see them on television, bless their little pony tails.

[Brian Allgar]

They say that you are what you eat,
And consumers of lamb tend to bleat.
So something was fake
When two lovers of steak
Finished Cheltenham in a dead heat.

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The prize-winnng chef’s keeping mum,
For the Michelin critics have come.
Though he makes no admissions,
His secret addition’s
A dollop of Pedigree Chum.