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Unread 12-23-2013, 01:14 PM
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Father Christmas, ensconced in his grotto,
Was discovered one day to be blotto
From his sixth single malt,
But remarked, 'Not my fault!
Sharing sheasonal shpirit's our motto
!'

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Unread 12-23-2013, 09:04 AM
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I'm a little too fond of the voddy
And my sexual morals are shoddy,
But what Santa Claus brought
(Here's a startling thought)
Enhanced both my mind and my body.
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