[Rob Stuart]

Other demerits aside, this is probably a bit light on chuckles.


ooooooooooooooooooThey called it MAD for ‘Mutually
oooooooooooo Assured Destruction’. This is how the theory went:
ooooooothe Russians and the Yanks could not afford to go to war, for
olaunching missiles meant the other side would launch theirs in return, and
neither of these nations were inclined to see their greatest towns and cities burn,
oooooooor have their wives and children blasted blind. Alas, those
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooofellows
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowith the
oooooooooooooooooooooooshoulder stripes turned
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out to be
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooocomplacent
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo bloody fools.
oooooooooooooThey never guessed islamofascistootypes would
oooooooocome along and rewrite all the rules. These would-be martyrs
ooooreckon they will get a gift of girls post-mortem, so are glad to die
oooooo as well as kill. This is a threat as real as it is evidently mad.