[Martin Rocek]

"I want to make you really feel why prime numbers are cool."

[Julie Steiner]

"I'd be thrilled to hear why you've always thought there's a great poem--or perhaps an award-winning novel or screenplay--in the unpleasant personal anecdote that you're about to spend the next forty minutes entrusting to me!"

[John Whitworth]

'I masturbate in public. In fact...'

[Douglas G. Brown]

"Would you like to come upstairs to my rented room and see my collection of bus transfers?"

[Jayne Osborn]

Saying "I write poetry" to people you're just getting to know is like saying. . .

"I found a few head lice when I brushed my hair this morning. Shall I just give your scalp a quick check for you?"

[Rob Wright]

I have some temperance tracts I think you might find helpful…

[Mario Pita]

I'm from another century, with parents from another country, or, I'm not a drone just out to make some money, but, like a bee, I try to make some honey.