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Matt, very good. Assuming that I got things into passable Roman typography, what does it say?

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The world craves a hundred new giggles.
Vast atoms with gymnastic jiggles
Earn plenty escudos
Or fantasy kudos:
Fierce limericks with ulterior wiggles.

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The Limerick’s diddle-de-dee
Is verse that is strictly un-free
The tradition is bucked
When the scansion is fucked
And it puts off the purists like me
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Matt, very good. Assuming that got things into passable Roman typography, what does it say?
Something in Russian, I imagine

I don't know Russian, or which method you used to shift from Cyrllic to Roman characters, so I'm thinking the work involved in solving this would outweigh the satisfaction I'd get from doing so.

How about I get five escudos instead of ten, and we call it quits?
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I don’t know the Russian much either.
Eight words, then I take a breather.
That message that came
From a gal I can’t name,
Warn’t clear to me right away neither.

It’s obsolete now. I am sure
It was penned by a lady quite pure.
Five kudos to thank
Are now in your bank.
Enjoy them, though they’re not from her.

The puzzle requires extrospection
And seeing the near intersection
Of letters Methodiac
Unclear to a Univac
That humans might read on reflection.

I had some small fun doing this.
It was nearly as good as a kiss.
Alas for the gal
Who wanted a pal
She never knew. Bye little sis.

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There’s a long wiki link I can’t shorten that spoils the forMatt here.

In a brint shop the ds and the bs
Are as dab as the qs and the ps.
You must be an ace
With the
California case
Or the tybos will somehow disquease

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I once took a nap in my car
And dreamt of Dasein in a jar,
....But seeing that this
....Was all meaningless,
I staggered alone to the bar.
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Not a limerick here, but yours is cute. I did find this on a search engine called Duckduckgo that doesn't store your searches. If it's in a jar, they can get it for you.

"Find Deals on Dasein - We Scanned Thousands of Stores
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Noun

curmudgeonliness
1. The state or condition of being curmudgeonly.


Dear Jayne, though it may seem absurd,
“Curmudgeonliness” is a word.
Is the spat between Cantor
And Tice a sweet rant, or
A melody sweeter unheard?
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Ann, I entirely agree that limericks, to be worthwhile, must follow strict rules. However:


XxxxSaid the Poet, “im sadly aware
that you dont like my limericks but be fair
xxxxxxi was raised on free verse
so i hate rhymes and to make matters worse
xxone mans meter is another mans poison”
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