The Austin Seven Ruby Saloon
In search of a lucrative real estate deal,
I decided to move out of Boston,
and purchase a bar -- 'cause they generally are
a rewarding investment -- in Austin.
I found a small tavern whose roof was a haven
for migrating tropical boobies,
and ignoring the mice, I inquired as to price,
to be told with a grin: "Seven rubies."
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