[John Whitworth]

A far as body parts are concerned our only winner was the trusty Bill Greenwell who wrote on elbows, dammit. Dammit because that was MY subject. If I'd known Bill would be trampling there I'd have written about toenails or something. The new competition is here. My mind is a blank but I am sure Spherians will
think of things.

No. 2663: Grimm revision
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