[FOsen]

The steakhouse’s owner said, “Dang us -
I’m so glad that customer rang us!
No wonder our venue’s
Deserted, the menu’s
Omitted the ‘g’ in ‘Prime Angus.’”

Though a good vegan-burger’s a joy,
I’ve heard that some restaurants employ
A ruse quite unnerving,
Instead they’ve been serving
Vegetarian, horse-flavoured soy.

Frank